Hello Goats, and to anyone else out there who has been an incredibly loyal fan of the Horn over the years. You guys are amazing!

Alright here’s the truth. Hornbell is actually two guys. Gaaaaaaaaassssssssssspppppppp! I know, crazy. And we’ve been lazy with Hornbell.com lately because we just finished our two real, honest to goodness books. The first one, “How to survive the next recession” will be available in the next month or so, as both an ebook and through bookstores all over North America and the UK. And our second hit novel “How to raise a billionaire genius” is being shopped right now by our very own big city New York agent. So that should be out next year. In the mean time, we’ve tried to build our empire with a new website called www.pseudoexperts.com. Which fits in with the whole “how to” thing we’re trying to build.

So Goats, know that you’re loved for sticking with us for so long. Check out the new site, we’re hurting for comments these days so I know you’ll drop us a line. We’re on Facebook too and twitter. And yes, as usual I’m drunk right now. Hugs!

Clark